Overhaulin'

Heard the one about an english businessman in Ierland?

An English businessman was walking along a country road in Ireland after his car had broken down. Along the road came a farmer driving a donkey and trailer, taking his prize pig for sale in the local market. The farmer asked “Would you like a lift into town?” “That’s very kind of you.” And the businessman climbed onto the trailer. A few miles down the road a car travelling at high speed, crashed into the donkey and trailer, sending the occupants in all directions. The farmer picked himself up, looked at the donkey with its broken leg and said, “Well old donkey you have served me well, but I can’t do anything for you know.” And with that the farmer loaded his shot gun and gave it both barrels. The farmer looked at the pig with its head split open and blood pouring out, said “I won’t get anything for you at market”, and again gave it both barrels. The farmer looked at the businessman, his head was split open, had broken arms and legs, asked “How are you feeling?” The businessman jumped up, brushed his suit down and replied, “I have never felt better in my life!”

Public Comments

1. i have now!
2. dont get it,where is lerland.
3. Wow
4. hmmmmm....kinda morbid
5. hehehaha
6. very funny thank you
7. ha ha LOL
8. how could he jumped up if his legs were broken? Although its funny
9. Yeah...That's frigging original...I'll just take my two points and be on my way...Thanks
10. Never heard of an Englishman in Ireland.......silly..... The poor animals, ........if they could have answered like the Englishman, they too were living.........
11. hmmmmmmmmmm not really sure about that one lol♥♥♥
12. Na, Na.....never......I know this is a joke.....but, I can't understand.. how could he jump up, when his arms and legs were broken.?
13. Very good. Must have been the same farmer in Ireland that I visited. He had a pig with three legs. When I looked at it, an amazed expression on my face, he said. "Don't you make fun of that pig. That pig once pulled my young son out of the duck pond. He would have drowned otherwise. Saved his life did that pig. Another time the barn caught fire and that pig made such a noise outside the farmhouse that I came out, saw the fire, and put it out in time. That pig saved the barn and all my hay. One night we had burglars who tried to steal my car and that pig attacked them and drove them off. When I came down they tried to get me and that pig bit them and chased them away. Saved my life that pig did." "That's amazing." I exclaimed, "But why has he only got three legs?" "Ah well," He replied sagely, "You don't eat a pig like that all in one go."
14. 2/10
15. Sorry can u do any better?
16. ok