Overhaulin'

You might be a redneck if........?

- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. - You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. - You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. - You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. - You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. - You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny. - Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket. - You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

Public Comments

1. excellent!
2. - You are talking with your husband and you say "Oh brother" and he says "Yes"?
3. lol i like those
4. i love redneck jokes. because i live in the deep south, alabama. love em keep em coming!!!
5. You are now my hero.
6. - you take your son to school and attend the same grade as he does....
7. You have been married 3 times but still have the same in-laws
8. gah i love the redneck guy!!! redneck dictionary: word- widchadicha. used in a sentance "ya didnt bring your truck widchadidcha?" and the "heres your sign" guy :] "so i was drivin up to a ski resort for vacation and i had the skis tied to the roof of my car. some guy i parked next to at a rest stop says to me 'you goin skiing?' i says to him 'nope. i just got the skis on the top of the car incase we flip over then we'd slide down the hill' heres your sign" :] hehe
9. redneck jokes are funny. here's one: -You wear sweaters with no sleeves in the winter
10. funny
11. You see a sign that says "Free Firewood" and wonder when he got thrown into jail
12. LOL..... thanks for a laugh.....
13. Yo daddy's cell number has nothing to do with a phone.
14. And if your bathtub is the creek which you pronounce as crick. Not bad 7/10