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Funny bumper stickers?

* I fish therefore I lie * I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha * Chess players "mate" better * Constipated People Don't Give A shit. * That is so five minutes ago!! * If you can read this, thank a teacher * Don't mess with Texas * I will mess with Texas * Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church * If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. * Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? * If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. * Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. * If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. * My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. * Thank You For Pot Smoking. * To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. * If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. * Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". * If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. * Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger * It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. * If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. * You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me * The Earth Is Full - Go Home * This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me * So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time * Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult * If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? * The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name * Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway * Illiterate? Write For Help * Honk If Anything Falls Off * Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes * He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit * I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person * You! Out Of The Gene Pool! * I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To * Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? * If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong * Fight Crime: Shoot Back! * If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep] * Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. * Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge * If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? * Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. * Ax Me About Ebonics * Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel * Boldly Going Nowhere * Cat: The Other White Meat * Caution - Driver Legally Blonde * Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That * Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. * It'll be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber * Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window * How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost * If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. * Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch * Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It! * My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. * GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. * All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. * Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them * I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. * WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. * BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. * o you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. * I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? * Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Public Comments

1. hahahahahahaha
2. ROFL!! Chyeah homiie these are HILARIOUS!! Have a star on me!
3. Skydivers.....Good to the last drop I Still miss my ex.....but my aim is improving Honk if you like to honk
4. Where is the bumper? I think it may be missing.
5. a couple of my favorites..... 1. a bumber sticker i saw on a really crappy car that said "my other car is a piece of shit". 2. "Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?"
6. Ha! Funny as hell!
7. who lit the fuse on the tampone lol
8. Yes, I like there funny. The one's I like are; I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha If you can read this, thank a teacher Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
9. One of the best I've ever seen: "I brake for... OH SH** NO BRAKES!" or "Get off my a** I'm not in heat" or "If you tailgate me I'll flick a booger on your windshield" or "Show your t*ts, win a balloon"
10. life is a b**ch and so am i one i saw this morning.
11. ROFL they are so funny.
12. i like the consipated people one hahahahaha lmao
13. Just love 'em!
14. why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?! =D
15. Do you know all those by heart?