Overhaulin'

A Friend sent me this... its quite old.. but hope you like it?

I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalk board that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so, I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among us and many work retail. ==================== A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. They walk among us. ==================== One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" They walk among us! ==================== While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! ==================== I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." They Walk Among Us! ==================== My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." They Walk Among Us! ==================== My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They Walk Among Us! ==================== I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. They Walk Among Us! ==================== I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" They Walk Among Us! ==================== While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Yep, They Walk Among Us! ==================== They walk among us, AND they reproduce! lmao.. tube r u serious? haha

Public Comments

1. That's pretty funny.
2. YOU CANT FIX STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. well done,i used to work in a call centre 911 and people wOuld ring up and say whats the number for 911.
4. very good!!!lol
5. Pretty good, pretty good. Thanks.
6. Funny
7. No doubt about that ! But when will you post the answers for this. I know they walk among us....thanks for the great laughs.
8. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Very amusing! Well for all those that walk among us, even those that reproduce, those that crawl, those that stagger et al. Hi! Shadows of yesterday have faded away The night has repaired any damages of that day. Sun has reappeared today is a brand new day Birds singing their song loud and clear Announcing to the world a new day is here Sun appears in the east has begun a new quest In the middle at noon and then sets in the west Wishing you contentment and peace along the way Good Morning to you & Have a nice day!
9. This is hilarious,
10. yep
11. funny
12. I loved the fridge one in particular, thats just like where we live....lol
13. A friend of mine held on to a check for $500.00 for nearly a year. Then she wanted to deposit it in the bank. I noticed it said "void after 180 days" (6 months). When I mentioned that the check had expired, she tore it up before I could stop her. I told her if she had just kept the check she could have gotten the issuer to reissue it. Then I asked her why she waited so long. She said she wanted to wait until she needed the money. I asked her "Well, do you know how long 180 days is?" She said "Uh, a week?" She still walks among us. .
14. ya some of them are funny
15. nice,really enjoyed it