Overhaulin'

This is true the names have been changed to protect the guilty. has anything like this ever happened to you?

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.' The next day someone stole it. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where???' My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'. My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk... I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned... I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'... While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces. And yes ... sadly...its all true

Public Comments

1. Lol
2. no. cant say that is has. but they are funny as hell.
3. These are great! lol thanks a bunch!
4. Nice one ...lol
5. ive heared most of them befor. and yes the sign free to collector does work. we recently got a new 3 piece suite and sat the old one on our drive saying free to collector it was there about 3 days and i remembered hearing the story of one being stolen so we changed it to for sale £40 and it got took that afternoon when we went out.
6. lolz. funny!!!!! especially the dead bird one. and no this has nevr happened to me
7. nice one
8. omg.....very funny excellent...awesome....made my day better...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!...funny...still wiping my tears from laughing so hard...almost peed laughing!