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Part 3 of Funny Newspaper ads...ready?

Used Cars: why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not drink or smoke! Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included!! Illiterate? Fill out this form for free help! Dry cleaning sign. "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand." Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. We'll move you worldwide throughout the country!! For Sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with think legs and large drawers. His and hers bicycles, $25.00 each or $55.00 for both! Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary! And lastly.... Government employer looking for candidates. Criminal backgroud required!! O.K? Which were your favorites? Hope I brought a little smile to your Sunday! SmileyCat : )

Public Comments

1. I liked the 2nd one.
2. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included!! That was my favorite....thanks for the laugh
3. lol.. thanks. They are all very good. thanks for posting
4. i like the illiterate one
5. i think the first one WAS THE BEST!HEHE..HE! WHAT NEWSPAPER DID YOU FIND THESE IN??OMG! LOL THEY ARE HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHA! :)
6. Illiterate? Fill out this form for free help. <<<very funny>>>> I liked all the others also. Thumbs up for you..
7. i like all ,thanks
8. i read those don't got a fav. i read part 1 too were is part 2??
9. i like this one Dry cleaning sign. "We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand." thanx for the laff
10. I think I want to get a job as a machine operator in that factory that's looking for the 50 girls. Talk about on the job training! Whew! In my hometown, there's a store called 'Bearly Used'. If you read one of the windows from top to bottom, it says, "Bearly Used Children's Maternity." One of these days, I really have to go take a picture of that window.