Overhaulin' - WHY? The list of why questions?

WHY? The list of why questions?

Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? (thanks to Steve M.) Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink? Why doesn't whoop-ass doesn't come in bottles? (thanks to Schmidty) Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke? Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? (thanks to Evets) Why do banks leave both doors open but they chain the pens to the counter? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? Why do Americans leave their expensive cars on the driveway, but have useless junk in the garage? Why don't the hairs on your arm get split ends? (thanks to Shane) Why do drive-up ATMs have instructions in braille? Why is lingerie so popular, if love is blind? Why does the sun lighten our hair but tan our skin? Why does lemonade have artificial flavoring but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? (thanks to Evets) Why can't women put on their mascara with their eyes closed? Why do banks charge a fee for "non-sufficient funds" when they know you don't have enough money? Why do you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why are outlets electrical but inlets are geographical? (thanks to Schmidty) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why isn't anything in Wal-Mart free yet, if they're lowering prices every day? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they call the airport the terminal, if flying is so safe? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why is dyslexic such a hard word to spell? (thanks to Jordan) Why are the others here, if we are here to help others? Why do you believe it when someone tells you there are four billion stars, but you always check when you see the wet paint sign? Why does lighting an outdoor grill always make the wind blow? (thanks to LarryNewParts) Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 11? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? (thanks to Evets) Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath is in the bottle, the bubbles are always white? Why do we say "It's colder than hell outside"? (thanks to Shane) Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (thanks to Steve M.) Why is the word "lisp" spelled with an "S"? Why do they call it a building when it's already built? (thanks to Ben) Why do you have to buy Barbie's friends, if she's so popular? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized? Why are mattresses on sale every day? Isn't that the normal price? Why do we still have apes (if people evolved from apes)? Why is dental floss mint flavored? All I ever taste is blood and chicken. (thanks to Bennett) Why, if man is descended from apes, do we still have apes? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but he still ducks when someone throws the gun at him? Why do you keep trying to vacuum up that string, and when it doesn't get picked up, you'll pick it up and then put it down to give the vacuum another chance? Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? (thanks to Evets) Why is it called rush hour when you don't move? (thanks to Evets) Why isn't there a speed of dark? (thanks to Steve M.) Why are animals made out of meat if we're not meant to eat them? Why is it that when you attempt to stop something from falling off the table, you manage to knock something else over? Why aren't there father-in-law jokes?

Public Comments

ok lol x
i love it star
why oh why did you write so many questions??? got a brain overload now LOL
haha ... indeed! i've got another one for you. if superman is so smart , WHY does he wear underwear over his pants?
if jimmy cracked corn and no one cares then y did someone make up a stupid song about it? the questions go on and on and on
1.because unlike the ambulance, pizza-pizza has a 40-minute policy. 2. because he cant afford them 3.because the owners of a rink find it funny watching handicaps sliding all over the ring. its called cripple monday! 4.because no ones smart enough to think of that. congrats 5.why are you bald? 6.because someone out there is really confused right now 7.because those are some nice pens 8.because today's society is too lazy to move their ass 3 inches and do it manually 9.because they'll get intimidated thinking you have an even better car in the garage 10.because we're special 11.you just like to answer with questions dont you? 12.because love was blind 100 years ago, that crap is fake now 13.ask a doctor! 14.sumn to do w/ preservatives 15.cause we cant see 16.they are mean 17.i CANNOT answer anymore....please.....
Excellent And Why not!
why why why delilah
little puggy x haha x keep them coming x
thumbs up! :) i love them... they r funny and they become funnier when u realize they r sooo real! a star for u :D keep them coming
1- maybe they want you to die 2- cuz he doesnt want one 3- maybe a crippled grandma wants to watch her grandson skate 4- i dont know 5- well they need something to say they stuck to their diet 6- because they can 7- those are nice pens 8- maybe hitting the buttons will make the batteries work 9- cuz theyre too lazy to clean out the crap to put the car in the garage 10- cuz we dont straighten, curl or highlite our arm hair... at least i dont.. =P 11- i was wondering that myself 12- maybe fat ppl in lingerie make love blind 13- cuz theres different pigments in skin than our hair 14- cuz lemonade makers dont have time to squeese a billion lemons 15- i can 16- to get more money from you 17- maybe they get bad juju from lottery 18- cuz they are 19- exactly. 20- they dont lower prices everyday 21- maybe they dont want to make it 22- idk 23- cuz its not cool to have an infected dead body i guess 24- they couldnt spell it anyway else?? idk 25- cuz we dont wanna move 26- i dont 27- no idea 28- idk ask a builder 29- i already answered that 30- just to be safe =P 31- idk 32- i dont say that 33- cuz he didnt want to 34- to tease the ones that have a lithp =P 35- no idea 36- if she didnt have friends, she wouldnt be popular 37- some didnt evolve 38- cuz its a reaction 39- i dont have another vacuum to do that 40- idk, but they might shrink when its hot out 41- thats when ppl are in a rush to get home 42- you wouldnt be able to see it 43-who said we werent meant to eat them?? 44- i have that bad luck too, idk why though 45- cuz theyll kick your rear if you tell one?
Ha ha really funny. Why are all these whys so true??!! :-)))
Why does Jim ask so many questions???
I hate the why questions I say this because my 5 year old asks 100 why questions a day!!!<ab>