IF I WERE PRESIDENT…50 ACTS OF LIBERATING LEGISLATION 1.Legalize marijuana—War on weed is a colossal failure 2.“War on Dictators”—Special op forces take out our deadliest of enemies 3.Stop playing “world police”—Removal of all troops from foreign shores 4.Aid to peaceful countries—Reward positive world behavior 5.Food/financial embargoes for hostile countries—Punish negative world behavior 6.“Strike Back at Racism” Initiative—Double sentences for “hate crimes” 7.End all homelessness—Provide affordable housing for those less fortunate 8.“Second Chance Program”—Non-violent criminals get to choose (Military vs. jail time) 9.“Stop Animal Abuse”—Double sentences/fines/officers on streets 10.End of pork barrel spending—Remove “monkey mating in the wild” research programs 11.Sign Kyoto Pact—why are we the only “civilized” country ignoring global warming?? 12.“Fine Freaks” Program—Restitution vs. jail time for non-violent criminals ($ goes to Federal government budget) 13.Loss of Congressional perks—removal of corruption in the political arena (save BIG $ in Federal government) 14.End of convict “freebies”—stop giving college educations to criminals 15.Raise standards of correctional facilities—end prison rioting 16.“Release” Program—cut non-violent criminal sentences in half 17.Island Time—Violent criminals will be dropped on island like savages (save BIG $ on warehousing criminals) 18.Universal Health Care—free alternative medical health clinics 19.Health Vouchers—Funding for alternative healthcare 20.Grocery Vouchers--$100 food cards every month for each $5000 ($15,000 cap) 21.Flat tax—17% flat tax (all income brackets pay same amount) 22.Alternative Health ads on television—advertisement 24-7 for a healthier world 23.Fiscal conservatism—Slash 5% off budget of every Federal/State program (except social programs which are typically under-funded) 24.Cigarette/alcohol tax—10% luxury tax 25.Gas gift cards--$500 every year for driving a fuel conscious car (30mph or higher for highway mileage) 26.Federal relief—expansion of funds for storm areas 27.Junk food tax—10% luxury tax 28.Fully funded social programs—50% increase for child/elderly/animal/art programs 29.Presidential veto—Federal AND state budgeting 30.Peaceful alliances—reward peaceful countries with low interest financial loans 31.Food/trade embargoes—Countries engaged in civil war/civil unrest 32.Refugee Program—populate all mid-western states 33.Immediate deportation—All illegal immigrants/save slow bleed of welfare program 34.House arrest—all non-violent criminals eligible 35.Vice crimes—all prostitution & gambling (50% luxury tax) 36.“Up the Ante” Program—Double time for cocaine/heroin pushers 37.“Uncouth Youth” Initiative—Military or jail time (21 or younger) 38.Community Time Program—Half sentence for community hours 39.Marijuana Tax—10% luxury tax 40.Gun ownership—10% luxury tax on all handgun sales 41.Handgun Ban—Only licensed hunters allowed to purchase 42.End War on Drugs—Provide alternative health clinics (addicts) 43.“Double The Crime, Double the Time”—Violent offenders 44.Public Executions—Give bloodthirsty public reality TV (PPV) 45.“Three Strikes & You’re Out Game”—3 appeals max (death row) 46.Compassionate spending—prioritize social programs 47.“Right to be Free” Program--$100 fee to become US citizen 48.“Child Abuse No More” Initiative—Double sentence for abusers 49.“Environmental Cleanup” Initiative—$1000 fines for local abuse 50.“Speed & Alcohol Kill” Initiative--$500 fines (20mph over speed limit/breaking BAC laws for states)—Federal Budget funding