Overhaulin'

classic but old one?

> >> The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making > >> love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. > >> > >> "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me > >> - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want > >> a > >> divorce straight away!" > >> > >> And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang on just a minute luv, so at > >> least I can tell you what happened." > >> > >> "Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll > >> say to me!" > >> > >> And Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and > >> this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and > >> defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I > >> noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told > >> me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought > >> her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones > >> you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.The poor > >> thing > >> devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested > >> a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty > >> and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I > >> gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't > >> use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear > >> that > >> was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have > >> good > >> taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that > >> you don't use just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought > >> at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a > >> pair > >> the same..." > >> > >> Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued, "She was so grateful for my > >> understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me > >> with tears in her eyes and said, "Please... do you have anything else > >> that your wife doesn't use?"

Public Comments

1. Good one...thanks for the laugh.
2. LOL
3. Good one. Some wives are so selfish.
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5. A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts." A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'
6. not again too manywords cant reply
7. LOL. Yes, indeedy!
8. well you know what they say you don't use it you loose it.
9. great......hehehhe.check this one....hope you like it..... A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Dont move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend youre a statue." "Whats this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, its just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."