Overhaulin'

Perhaps a WOMEN is the BEST ENGINE ever built? Should a MAN forget about his “ OTHER MACHINES”…?

A woman’s V can takes any size pistons, is self lubricating, starts with one touch & does its oil change every four weeks. Her chest is more fascinating then any pair of headlights; as they self wash *MILK* when you play dirty with them ;o). A woman has the best interior in the market, more cushion for the pushing & the rougher your ride gets, the better it sounds & the pleasure is AMAZING. Not to mention the back door lets the air pressure out & keeps the temperature just about right LOL. Her back is the best modified body kit you can ever dream off? For her back, the paintwork comes in all varieties *underwear*, different colours & styles can be worn on it to suit your desires. Her feet are no less then 21’ inch gold chromes, if they rub your handbrake, JUST IMAGINE. You choose: For a man to keep a car or a motorbike comes a high cost “MOT, INSURANCE etc”. Though for a man to keep a woman its free, all he needs to be is soft hearted, polite, show manners, be a gentle man

Public Comments

1. You think too sexually about your mechanics..
2. Yes but can she drill a hole in a wall?
3. you think keeping a woman is FREE? Wow, you are sorely mistaken.
4. I wonder if Rolls Royce are aware of your comments regarding best engine ever built
5. Infernal combustion power by Satan Edentree Industries.
6. Maybe... I still prefer to have sex with cars tho
7. the toys in the garage are much cheaper to maintain and they let you play with them ANY time you want to!
8. Nice job comparing human beings to stupid cars....reject. And when us women start valuing you men on how much money you make and nothing else, don't complain.
9. Depending on size of a car, the car can take in 5 to 8 people at the same time! Can a woman do that? willingly? You can ride a car for more than 1000000 miles with 5 to 8 people... can a woman do that? A car needs its headlights, engine, transmission, tail pipe replaced every nowand then.. can you replace that on a woman. A car needs its fluids replaced every 3000 miles.. will a woman allow that? A car does not care if you ride another car.. will a woman allow that? You can kick your car if you get mad... can you do that to a woman?
10. I hate the way SOME men just think woman are these objects*cars* that they can use for nothing other than pleasure whenever they choose!!! that's such a male chauvinistic thing to say you should be ashamed of yourself, with that attitude towards women your going to grow old with no-one but your cars as your only little friends!!!!
11. My husband is a mechanic and has often referred to many of the same things as you have!! Although, I wouldn't say that "keeping" a woman is free, I do like how you say a man should act with a woman.