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Funny Signs to tickle your funny bone, I hope. lol?

Signs and notices 01 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS " At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law." Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula: "Broken English spoken perfectly" At an Applebee's restaraunt: "NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!" Fitness Center sign: "Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself - regardless of the facts." In restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." On the freeway in Boston during a MAJOR transformation of the streets and bridges, etc: "Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor." A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines: "A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS" A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii: "Caution: Nuts crossing road." Signs and notices 03 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container." In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager." On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy" On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot." In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday." In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed." In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy." In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home." In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center" Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques." In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?" In a Maine restaurant: "Open 7 days a week and weekends." In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished." In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves." On a roller coaster: "Watch your head." On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission." On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable." In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car

Public Comments

1. On a septic tank pumping company truck, " # 1 in the # 2 business." Car radiator repair company , "The best place in town to take a leak." In the men's bathroom of a store, "We aim to please. You aim too please."
2. Weight limit on highway, sharp curves!
3. The sign at the porta-potty home office...... "We'll take it anyone"
4. Excellent laughs yet once again to brighten my morning. GOD BLESS!
5. Very nice everyone, thanks.
6. those are great and clean too thank you for the laugh i gave them a star may God bless and protect you
7. very funny!!! lol just goes to show the stupidity of the human race.=) haha
8. They are all funny and I really had to laugh at the "Sister's of Mercy"! Thanks I needed a good laugh - just got attacked by by arm eating rose bushes while attempting to trim and clean them up - get the point ha ha. ( I know that was a corny one - oh well : ) Have a Blessed day everyone!!!
9. Very funny Hyacinth.I needed a good laugh today and I knew just where to come.I really liked the one about the maternity ward-No kids allowed.Very good,thank you and thanks to the others who also posted some funny ones.Have a great day and heres a star.